Last weekend I went to a live performance of Point Break in Philadelphia at Underground Arts. If you’re not familiar with the movie Point Break, drop what you are doing and go watch it immediately. Point Break is my favorite movie. It blends early 90’s cheese with an attempt at being completely serious that just […]
I hate Crossfit now
A couple years back I looked up this stupid new workout fad called Crossfit. I thought to myself, “Hey, it looks alright with them doing squats and other actual lifts.” But then when I took a deeper look, I realized it’s more of the same bullshit, just with a different slant. Per usual with stuff […]
IFC Yipes is my favorite
All of my life I was a fan of heels. You see as a kid I kinda liked professional wrestling. However unlike my retarded friends I didn’t like the wrestling because I liked the action. I liked wrestling for the insane shit that would be said. Most times the people that said the most insane […]
Philadelphia Beer Week
Philadelphia prides itself as a big beer city and every year now hosts a week of beer events called Philadephia Beer Week. It’s been going on for a while now and I don’t really get that hyped up about it. This year however I saw that new brewery Neshaminy Creek Brewing Company was having a […]
How bad is your hangover?
One of the great things about having a hangover is that your mind wanders and starts thinking about crazy shit. When trying to piece together what the hell happened, sometimes the thought of how bad this hangover is compared to others pops in your head. Today I have decided to give a guide to give […]
Evolution of a drinker
If you are expecting this article to be about how I went from a seasoned beer drinker to a refined consumer of liquor, you haven’t been paying attention to this blog. No, we would never consider not drinking beer in favor of liquor because we encourage drinking anything and everything until oblivion. This article concerns […]
Show me the money or how I learned to give a shit about sports.
Here at Liquorfists, we are constantly evolving. Hard to believe there was a time when I actually cared about team loyalty, rooting for someone to win for the fun of it, or other men’s lives in general. Yes, sad to say, but I was a Philadelphia Eagles fan during the early 2000′s. Somewhere around 2006 […]
The Power of Adrenaline
Over the years I have conducted numerous studies on the mind through the lens of sweet liquor. I have come up with some startling conclusions. One of which is the mystery of the blackout and how it relates to memory. I have had some interesting theories over the years about how memory is stored, and […]
Shirt off to shit (SOTS)
It’s come to my attention recently that people have different methods for taking a shit. I was naive in thinking that there was a uniform process for what seemed a very simple thing. Some people stand up to wipe, others sit like normal humans. My own technique is a modified sit to shit that I […]
Embracing Chaos
Every day in the daily grind. Hours turning into days turning into weeks. Holy shit time is flying. I can recall being in grade school and a year seemed like it took forever. As it stands right now, a year is nothing and is flying by fast as fuck. There’s two reasons for this as […]