5:30 am, alarm goes off. I could legitimately get up right now and have hours free to do some work, but what is the point really? Turn off alarm and sleep to 7:30. Wind up actually getting up at 8:30 am. I’m cold as fuck and have a bunch of things to do like paying […]
Water Warz
The war over water is over and we lost fam. Many people think that the war over water is something to do with corporations claiming ownership over large bodies of water. THAT ALREADY FUCKING HAPPENED. How is it that we get our water to our house? We pay some company to transmit “clean” water to […]
The Homeless of Roosevelt Blvd
Once in a while when traveling to work I’ll have the foresight to actually check the traffic report. Sometimes they will report that I-95 north is blocked because of an accident or there’s construction on I-76 east. In these scenarios, I will take Roosevelt Blvd the whole way down into the very end of the […]
Power of the Sun
Today was the first day in a while that the sun actually broke through the winter blues. It’s 60 degrees out in Philadelphia and I was driving around with the windows down. It was beautiful. Something about the sun just makes me feel much better. People are out, restaurants have their windows open, and everyone […]
The Open Road
When you go down the shore to Atlantic City for a bachelor party, there’s a spectre in the background that creeps into every thought making the trip unenjoyable. That spectre is the all knowing realization after 33 years that you’re still stuck in corporate slavery. The seemingly simple response is to try and drink away […]
Meme Magic is Real
Meme Magic is essentially the new version of magic. The principles behind it isn’t new, but it’s taking a new form. The internet is fostering an underground of people fluent in memes who are now shaping the future of the 2016 election in the United States. It’s truly an exciting time to be alive to […]
Edge Lords Are The Future
I’ve noticed that a lot of people still get worked up over politics and all that jazz. I find this very curious as I’m currently 31 and still see my friends and collegues arguing over this stuff. They have no idea what they are talking about and are about 5 years behind the times. Obviously […]
Independence Day or Armageddon
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the only decision in life that matters. My belief is that life is a damn video game that is so complicated that we believe it’s real. There are a lot of paths we could take in life. These paths will lead to different outcomes in the video game. […]
How bad is your hangover?
One of the great things about having a hangover is that your mind wanders and starts thinking about crazy shit. When trying to piece together what the hell happened, sometimes the thought of how bad this hangover is compared to others pops in your head. Today I have decided to give a guide to give […]
Evolution of a drinker
If you are expecting this article to be about how I went from a seasoned beer drinker to a refined consumer of liquor, you haven’t been paying attention to this blog. No, we would never consider not drinking beer in favor of liquor because we encourage drinking anything and everything until oblivion. This article concerns […]