One of the great things about having a hangover is that your mind wanders and starts thinking about crazy shit. When trying to piece together what the hell happened, sometimes the thought of how bad this hangover is compared to others pops in your head. Today I have decided to give a guide to give […]
Evolution of a drinker
If you are expecting this article to be about how I went from a seasoned beer drinker to a refined consumer of liquor, you haven’t been paying attention to this blog. No, we would never consider not drinking beer in favor of liquor because we encourage drinking anything and everything until oblivion. This article concerns […]
Show me the money or how I learned to give a shit about sports.
Here at Liquorfists, we are constantly evolving. Hard to believe there was a time when I actually cared about team loyalty, rooting for someone to win for the fun of it, or other men’s lives in general. Yes, sad to say, but I was a Philadelphia Eagles fan during the early 2000′s. Somewhere around 2006 […]
The Power of Adrenaline
Over the years I have conducted numerous studies on the mind through the lens of sweet liquor. I have come up with some startling conclusions. One of which is the mystery of the blackout and how it relates to memory. I have had some interesting theories over the years about how memory is stored, and […]
Shirt off to shit (SOTS)
It’s come to my attention recently that people have different methods for taking a shit. I was naive in thinking that there was a uniform process for what seemed a very simple thing. Some people stand up to wipe, others sit like normal humans. My own technique is a modified sit to shit that I […]
Embracing Chaos
Every day in the daily grind. Hours turning into days turning into weeks. Holy shit time is flying. I can recall being in grade school and a year seemed like it took forever. As it stands right now, a year is nothing and is flying by fast as fuck. There’s two reasons for this as […]
Evidence of reincarnation or why I’m immortal
I may be the only person who came up with this theory and you know I’m not searching the internet out of fear of someone having come up with it first and general laziness. I have solved the mystery of life after death. Obviously after you die, you go on a serious trip while your […]
Welcome to Liquorfists
Welcome to liquorfists, a blog/podcast for grown ass men. Topics of discussion will include liquor, fighting, and beer. Powerful